It’s Friday and I haven’t been out all week. So tonight, I’m going out to a bar with a friend and I’m going to drink to the point that I’m feeling buzzed. Then I am going to hit up a honey or 2 or 3 or 4. Eventually, one will follow through. Then I will bring her to my home, have sex with her for 15 minutes and send her home with cab fair because I’m nice guy. I think I owe it to myself. Have a great weekend.

Oh ya! I love Scarlett Johansson. More Scarlett Here