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Jessica Simpson Because She Has Massive Cleavage!
I guess with Britney Spears getting all the attention lately, Jessica Simpson was feeling a little left out. So what better way to try to steal the spotlight than by going out in public three times in a row sporting some massive cleavage! God Bless Jessica for her efforts! Unfortunately, Jessica’s boobs are no match against Britney’s mental instability. I know, it’s a crazy world we live in when insanity is more interesting to the masses than boobies. Don’t worry though; I have a plan to put everyone’s priorities where they should be. But what I’ll need is Jessica’s full cooperation, a video camera, and about 30 seconds.
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