Paris Hilton Will Have Plenty Of Upskirts In Jail

Jail-bond socialite Paris Hilton is so hot the long arm of the law won’t stop hitting on her.At least that’s what the hotel heiress griped in an interview given before a judge slapped her with a 45-day stint in the slammer. “I think I get in more trouble just because of who I am,” the 26-year-old multimillionaire party girl tells Harper’s Bazaar in the interview hitting newsstands May 22. “The cops do it all the time,” insists “The Simple Life” reality TV star. “They’ll just pull me over to hit on me. It’s really annoying. They’re like, ‘What’s your phone number? Want to go to dinner.
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I have a friend who used to be a cop. He told me that the only thing police officers love more than doughnuts and beating up immigrants is pulling over hot women in flashy cars, just to get a flirt or two in. It kills the time he says, plus some of these women actually fall for the “˜man in uniform’ shtick. Looks like Paris Hilton knows about this little game all too well. I’m guessing she was given a chance to get out of her DUI arrest, and all it would have cost was a few hours of her precious time, spent in a “˜pay by the minute’ motel and a cheap bottle of wine - and of all which with police supervision. I bet she’s kicking herself now. Anyway, enjoy the slammer, princess.

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