Jodie Marsh Needs A Man. Interested?

Glamour girl Jodie Marsh is looking for a man to marry. The Celebrity Big Brother star is embarking on a nationwide search for a husband-to-be.
Cameras will follow her progress – which will climax in a fairytale wedding live on TV. The Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up The Aisle? show will be screened on MTV this summer.Marsh, 28, launched her search in typically understated style.She stood atop a giant wedding cake in London’s Leicester Square, wearing a white belt in place of a bra and clutching a bridal bouquet.
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I don’t think it really matters what I write about these Jodie Marsh pictures seeing as most of you will be transfixed on her nearly nude breasts anyway. I guess I could make light of the fact that at 28, her face already looks as weathered as my grandmother’s feet. Or maybe I could make a crack about how the show should be called The Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up The Ass. But what’s the point? No one is reading this anyway. With that in mind, I’ll admit that I would do filthy things to this “˜ho. Hell, I’d have sex with her shadow if I could. My shameful admission should remain safe with those big boobs of hers to distract you all.

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