Running a site like this for 2 years has changed me. In the past, seeing a pair of hot breasts, oozing out of a tiny bikini top would have made me weak in the knees, and running for the nearest secluded spot to “take care” of myself. Well those days are long gone. That little place in my brain that used to be sensitive to the slightest of feminine charms has gotten more calloused than Rush Limbaugh‘s fat ass. After looking at as many slutty images as I have, see how you feel! What’s was my point? Oh yeah! Megan Fox! As you can see from these pics, she has a face that would make baby angels weep with joy, and blue eyes that would make the stars in the sky jealous. She’s my ideal woman – a perfect mix of girl next door beauty and tattooed slut sex appeal. Thanks, Megan. You reminded me that there’s some humanity left in this empty shell of a blogger after all.

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