Maria Menounos is one hot Chicken Gyro. She looks like she bathes in olive oil and I bet she smells like fresh oregano. She is absolutely delicious. I only wish she stop doing that ET shit and get some real work. A natural beauty like her should be the number one actress out there. I bet within two years, Maria Menounos will be the top actress and if she is not, she should fire her agent and hire me.

The only bad thing about Maria Menounos is that she lacks the “poutana” look. If I was her agent, I would spend time skanking her up. So she’s not always looking so sweet. I can’t masturbate to sweet. However, I could marry sweet. Maria, I am available.