I don’t know what all the fuss is about concerning Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Ritchie’s weight loss. To me they look perfectly healthy and well nourished. If a chick weighs more than 90 pounds, she is fat. That’s a fact. I don’t want any 91 lbs slob riding my tool. Yuck! Nicole and Lindsay continue with your weight loss regimen. You guys can lose another 10 pounds if you ask me.

Here’s a pic of my fat girlfriend Lindsay Lohan winking at me.