LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Hotel heiress Paris Hilton was released from prison on Thursday for medical reasons after serving just over three days of a 23-day sentence but she will be confined to her home for 40 days, officials said. Steve Whitmore of the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s office said Hilton had been “reassigned” but he declined to identify her medical condition for privacy reasons.
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Why does Paris Hilton insist on making it so goddamn easy for us to despise her? I’m not complaining though. There’s no one, and I mean no one, I’d rather direct my disgust towards at this very moment than her after hearing this latest news. Paris may not be the brightest bulb, but even she is clever enough to know that she just pissed away a golden opportunity to make amends with a public that generally hates her. By sucking it up and doing her time, she had a chance to do the honorable thing ““ probably for the first time in her life, and for all to see. Nope. She couldn’t handle it, and like any spoiled high school student who doesn’t feel like going to school does ““ she fakes sick. Of course we all know Paris wasn’t really ill, and it’s a line of bullshit spun by her people. I’m guessing mommy and daddy donated a huge sum to some noble cause in exchange for poor little Paris only having to serve 72 hrs in the clink. I’m sure this waste of space has gone on longer drinking binges than that! Paris Hilton has pulled some really stupid stunts in the past, but mark my words, the damage to her image has just become irreparable. Get out your party hats, the witch is dead.

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