Well, it’s finally Friday and I’m going to kick off the weekend with Sophie Monk in Stuff Magazine. Now we all know that she’s dating or is engaged to the other douche from Good Charlotte, Benji. A guy so ugly that if he weren’t famous, chances are he’d be pleasuring himself to these very same pictures of Sophie while his fat girlfriend was sleeping in the room next to him. Anyway, enough about him. He got lucky. It happens. At least we can take comfort that when they break up (and they will break up), Sophie is definitely attainable.

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