You know it’s a slow day when I’m writing about Hayden Panetierre licking a statue’s ass but dammit, there’s not much else out there. From the looks of it though, little Hayden is well on her way to being the next Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton, and there’s not much we can do about it. That said, I’ll try to offer some advice all the same: if you’re a 17-year-old actress, maybe it’s best not to do foolish things in front of a camera…then again, I’d be out of business. On second thought, keep it coming.

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