Paris Hilton was attempting to surf the other day and as you can see from these pictures she’s not very good. Posing on top of a surfboard does not constitute as actual surfing. One thing she is good at though is not being able to keep her clothes on. I guess that balances out her feeble attempt of conquering the waves”¦ and singing “¦. and acting”¦ and whatever else it is that she does in life. Anyway, here is the first post jail Paris Hilton nipple slip. Enjoy.