Here’s Kirsten Dunst looking a little worse for wear as she leaves The Groucho Club in central London. I know what you’re thinking: Kirsten‘s drunk, she’s not wearing a bra, she’s a mess, etc. Well, I say Kirsten‘s perfect; it’s just too bad I wasn’t there to take advantage of her. I don’t even care that she looks like a troll. Just kidding! What kind of a guy do you think I am? Of course I care how she looks. C’mon, I have standards!