Guess who showed up to Nicole Ritchie’s engagement party? Every ugly person in the business. Everytime I go to a bar I can find the ugly group. The only difference is that they are never “The Party”. I don’t know why that is, it just is. I’m glad Nicole is off the market. One less nobody for me. If only Mischa, Lindsay and Nikki can get married, my world would be much more pleasant.
October 11th, 2005