With Lindsay Lohan gone, there aren’t any hot young celebrities going to the beach anymore to get me excited. No Jessica Simpson. No Jessica Alba. No Scarlett Johansson. Ya, sure there’s Hayden Panettiere, but only sick perverts gawk at underage girls who are still developing. Anyway, here are some new Charlize Theron bikini pictures from Belize. Yawn! I think I’m going to take a nap.

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