Here’s a little treat for you guys: Hooters girls! I don’t know why I’m never invited to these events – god knows there’s nowhere I’d rather be than in a room full of silicon-filled beauties. But for some reason they never call. You’d think after two years of objectifying women I’d get some respect! Anyway, I don’t know who won the competition, but I’m digging the Asian girl. She looks like she’d make a great masseuse…

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