Jessica Alba Is Mathematically Sexy

August 27th, 2007

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Here’s a useless study in measuring a woman’s sexiness:

Mathematicians have come up with a way to measure female attractiveness and the sexiness of a woman`s walk using her vital statistics. According to professors at Cambridge University, the waist-to-hip ratio is a significant factor in determining how sexy a woman is deemed to be and whether she can carry off a catwalk strut. Women with a waist-to-hip ratio (WHR) near 0.7 – that is with a waist circumference that is 70% of the hip circumference – are apparently rated as most pleasing to the eye

According to the formula, Fantastic Four actress Jessica Alba clocks up the perfect score with a WHR of exactly 0.7.
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Here’s a better way to measure a woman’s sexiness: when I see Jessica Alba – or any hot chick for that matter – the larger and longer lasting my erection, the sexier the girl is. Now that’s a TRUE mathematical measuring stick.

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