Have I professed my love for Jessica Simpson's breasts lately? I try to do it twice a day. And yes, if you think that was a dirty masturbation joke give yourself a pat on the back. Here she is going somewhere, showing off her massive fat girl boobs on a nicely proportionate body. That almost never happens. I want to nestle up into those skin pillows and sleep for forty days and forty nights. I sometimes fart in my sleep, but I'm sure she won't mind. Call me.     Related Articles: Jessica Simpson Has A Killer Tongue Jessica Simpson's Boobs Are Good Band-Aids Jessica Simpson's View From The Top Jessica Simpson Sucks The Dark Chocolate Photos: Fame, SplashNewsOnline