Lately, Victoria Beckham has been boring me. You know, there once was a time when her little bags of joy were my very own dirty little secret, but now they’re plastered all over the internet for everyone to enjoy. And I guess I only have myself to blame for that. But don’t worry, I won’t beat myself up over it too much; there’s always a new set of freakishly awesome boobs out there to discover. Only this time, I’ll be smarter and make sure I get a chance to play with them before I introduce them to the world.

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