I have a newfound respect for Hayden Panettiere. The girl is self-sufficient, and strong like a Polish midget wrestler. Just look at how she’s able to hold that huge bag of dog food and canned dog food at the same time. I could have used her help yesterday with the five huge boxes Bowflex left in my apartment lobby for me to carry up… by myself. Then we could’ve had a nice naked workout, just me and her. I bet she could even bench press me. Now that’s hot.