Yesterday, we saw Jessica Simpson on the set of her new film Major Movie Star playing a drunken mess, and today she’s making up for it by wearing what looks to be my old high school gym uniform. Only difference is, Jessica looks better in it than I did. But not by much (I had sexier legs). OK, I’m sure you guys didn’t really need to hear about my prize-winning man legs, but it’s the one thing I’m proud of. That, and my finely-sculpted buttocks. Oops, there I go again!