Jessica Simpson’s Chubcakes Hit The Town

May 26th, 2010

Jessica Simpson took her new curves and sweet chubcakes to some event the other night, I wasn't invited as her guest so I can't be bothered to find out what the event was. I can only take these non-invites for so long before I'm going to start to think that Jessica wants nothing to do with me. There's only so much a guy can take, I'm giving her 1300 more chances, but after that I think I'm going to really have to reevaluate our relationship. Call me.    
Related Articles: Jessica Simpson Has A Killer Tongue Jessica Simpson's Boobs Are Good Band-Aids Jessica Simpson's View From The Top Jessica Simpson Sucks The Dark Chocolate Photos: SplashNewsOnline,