Here’s the mother of all babe calendars: Keeley Hazell‘s! This one I’d actually buy, but for my own personal well-being, I won’t! I know I’d be so busy staring at it 24/7 that the year would pass me by, and all I’d get accomplished would be a stronger, firmer, calloused hand. Yup, a Keeley Hazell calendar is great if you never want to lose track of the date (or Keeley’s sweater puppies), but I warn you, buyer beware.

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