Here’s Lindsay Lohan heading out for a night on the town looking like a respectable working girl. And when I say working girl, I mean whore. But a respectable whore nonetheless… I mean, check out those f-me boots: that’s real leather! You wouldn’t find that on some street walker. They only wear that plastic crap, and let me tell you, after a few hours in them, feet begin to stink. Or so I’ve heard… Honest!.