Phew! That was a close call. Usually, celebrity upskirts are welcome here on Hollywood Tuna, but not when it comes to my future wife and classy little lady Rachel Bilson. That area is for my eyes only! (Ok, and maybe Hayden Christensen’s too.) Unfortunately, Rachel has yet to contact me for our first date, which is throwing off the whole Rachel Bilson -box viewing exclusivity. But don’t worry, I’m a patient guy. There’s no need to rush destiny.