Stacy Keibler celebrated her 28th birthday at LAX nightclub the other day and, unfortunately, I wasn’t able to make it. The invitation must’ve gotten lost in the mail. I know Stacy must be devastated about it, since she wanted me to be her date and all. But, truthfully, I wouldn’t have been able to go anyway. I’ve been way too busy taking meetings with Paramount, Universal, and a few other small motion picture companies for the upcoming Jessica Simpson porn film I’m directing and co-starring in. Oh well, there’s always next year.

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