Ever see the movie, “Twins” with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito? These chicks remind me of that movie. One got the good genes and the other got the crap. I apologize, I don’t know which Olsen Twin is which but I want the prettier one in 5 years. I also want half my money back on the Mary Kate and Ashley Perfume I bought my last girlfriend. I feel kind of ripped off. On the package there were two cute girls.

In about a year or two you will see an Olsen Twin feud. There is no way they are going to remain close. The prettier one will get more attention and the other one will turn to the dark side.