Mary Cary Is Auctioning Off Her Funbags?

December 5th, 2007

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Mary Carey, the former California gubernatorial candidate and star of the upcoming VH1 show “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew,” is giving holiday shoppers an opportunity to take home what could be the seasons’ best stocking stuffer – her recently removed breast implants. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own these autographed implants, with a portion of the proceeds benefiting the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.

Now I don’t know if this Ebay listing is legit, but I don’t see why anyone would actually pay for her old pair of implants when they could probably just pay to have sex with her in the first place. I mean she is a pornstar after all. Besides, who wants an old used-up pair of “˜bags? I don’t see any fun in that.

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