I don’t know why this chick Heidi Montag is pursuing a career in music, because it’s obvious she can’t sing. Here’s a video of her outside a club giving some kind of weird silent oral performance. I can’t explain it, but one thing’s for sure, even though Heidi is a phony when it comes to her non-existent music career, she sure does know how to use her mouth. And if she ever needs a practice mic, I’ll be more than happy to provide her with one. It doesn’t make much noise, but when plugged in, it works like a charm.

Heidi Montag’s Oral Skills Video

Bonus! Heidi Montag’s Oral Skills In Bikini Video

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