I can’t count how many times I’ve pleasured myself over Pamela Anderson but now I feel disgusted. I guess women grow old and when they do, run. A few days ago, I saw the girl that devirginized me when I was 14. She was the hottest piece of ass around. Now she’s a mother of two and makes Rosie O’Donnel look skinny. Seeing her has really freaked me out and these pics of Pam make matters worse because she has had plastic surgery. How fucking depressing. Guys, we’re screwed.
October 29th, 2005