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AVN Awards & Adult Expo Recap
Well fellas, the Adult Expo and AVN Awards were a bust. My outlook on porn stars and porn will never be the same. When you watch these girls on film it’s one thing, but to actually meet them in person and converse with them… I’ll never be able to watch another skin flick again. Horrible fake tans, make-up and bad skin was the main turn off. And the pure stupidity that comes from most of these girl’s mouths – as if they were actually famous and important – is a complete joke. Don’t get me wrong, there were a few that were pretty and nice, but that was few and far between. And the events were just as bad as the girls.
The Adult Expo had way too many horny old men (most of whom I suspect were still virgins), all waiting in line pathetically for hours to meet their favorite porn ho, and the AVN Awards were just boring and lame. We sat next to Carmen Luvana (who was one of the few nice ones) and the Best New Starlet, Bree Olsen, along with 3 other girls whose names I don’t know, but they weren’t very talkative. They seemed to be having a not so great time but unlike them I salvaged the night by getting completely hammered. Anyway, I’m not much of a photographer, but here are a few shots I took from the event. I wish I could report back to you guys and say I had the most amazing time but unfortunately, the people in the adult industry are lame. Don’t believe me? Go to one of their parties and find out for yourselves. I guarantee you’ll leave wanting to go back to your normal girlfriends and bang the sh%t out of them with pride.
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