Don’t you love it when girls grow up to be women? Five years ago, I looked at Avril Lavigne as a little brat. Now I see her as a spoiled minx that’s been blessed with great tits. I don’t see those sagging any time soon. They’re just too perfect. If you think you have a better pair than Avril, email me and I’ll give you my professional opinion.
November 2nd, 2005