I think Paris should try out for TLC. She seems to think she can sing, so why not? Her moniker can be “Lazy Left Eye”. Why? Because she has a lazy eye! I bet she’d fit in great with her stellar uncoordinated dance moves. I’m a little tired of this chick. She serves no purpose and shame on magazines for putting her in them. It’s sad because kids see her and want to be like her. “Hey look at Paris, she was in a sex tape and now she’s famous”. Then you wonder why young girls feel the need to fuck their way to popularity.
Update: Nice Birth Control Patch. (Last pic)