I’m actually a little surprised to see that Jessica Simpson is looking pretty good in these pictures, not all fat and chunky looking, I’m impressed. I wonder how many layers of Spanx she’s got on under there. I’m not really feeling the outfit, if she had a giant blue captain’s hat she’d be a female Cap’n Crunch. Not sexy. I know something that could completely save this costume… Some giant chubcake cleavage.

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