Well, I know I blasted Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman earlier today for dressing like two old grandmas, but Scarlett brought out the big guns to The Other Boleyn Girl premiere and redeemed herself. Natalie, on the other hand, still has some work to do. Surgical work that is. Yes, she’s flat and I know it’s not politically correct to talk to about a girl’s shortcomings, but if she’s not going to make an effort to show off what she does have – that being her ass – then just stay home!

Related Articles:
Scarlett Johansson And Natalie Portman Are Boring
Scarlett Johansson Is Playboy’s Sexiest
Natalie Portman Nude Scene In Hotel Chevalier
Scarlett Johansson: The Diva?
Scarlett Johansson Has Bad Taste In Women

Photos: Getty, INFDaily.com