Paris Hilton was in her element this past weekend, skanking it up and performing with the Pussycat Dolls for her birthday. You know, as much as I dislike Paris, I can always appreciate a skinny blond in slutty lingerie. The two go together like t%ts and ass. Luckily for me, Paris doesn’t have t%ts, because if she did I’d probably fall in love with her and then be forced to kill myself.

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