I don’t know if this is for some kind of photo shoot or what, but Mariah Carey is going to have to get completely naked to compete with the youngsters in Hollywood in order to revive her career. I mean don’t get me wrong, everyone would still love to see a middle-aged and topless Mariah, but the bar has been raised, and strategically covering herself isn’t going to work. In fact, it’s doing the opposite – it’s pissing me off! So from this moment on Mariah Carey is on temporary Hollywod Tuna probation until further notice.
February 22nd, 2008