Supermodels make the best moms, you know the kid’s going to be cute, they have lots of free time and their bodies just bounce right back into shape after squeezing out the little pisspants. Here’s supermodel Gisele Bundchen at the beach in her little bikini proving my theory one hundred percent right. Again. How can I meet myself a nice little supermodel? I guess leaving the house for more than just corn dogs and wet wipes would be a good place to start. Maybe Gisele can introduce me to some of her friends. Call me.