I thought that as Hilary Duff began to settle into her lame married life she’d start to let her weight get the better of her, maybe buy a reasonably priced minivan and pretty much drop off the hotness radar. I have to admit that I was way off. Here she going for a sexy walk down the street in her cute little skirt is looking *expletive removed* awesome! Seriously, I’m so jealous that her hockey douche husband gets to go five hole on her anytime he wants. Hockey reference, look it up.