Miss USA’s hard-partying lifestyle has landed her tiara-clad head on the chopping block, with pageant boss Donald Trump on the verge of telling the beauty queen: “You’re fired!” Tara Conner could be dethroned as Miss USA 2006 within a week if Trump decides “behavioral and personal issues” have made the small-town Kentucky girl unworthy of the crown, pageant honchos revealed Thursday.
This story is a few days old, but it prompted me to actually take a good, hard (and I mean HARD) look at Miss USA Tara Conner. I really had no idea she was so freakin’ hot! For some reason, I always had this impression of beauty pageant contestants being these religious zealots, with huge teeth, caked on makeup and an 80′s perm. How wrong I was! Tara is none of those things:
Those issues include Conner’s alleged substance abuse, failing to make Miss USA promotional appearances, chafing at other obligations and nonstop nightclubbing at Big Apple hot spots, said sources close to her
“She makes Paris Hilton look like a baby,”
One upping Paris (the original queen of drunken skankiness) really doesn’t help her chances of retaining the crown, that’s for sure. If worse comes to worse for her, there’s always a place at my side for a future Miss Hollywood Tuna. Possible drug habit and all, I don’t mind. My love is blind for someone as good looking as Tara Conner. Happy weekend!
Update: First Runner-Up to Become Miss USA(TMZ)