LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Actors Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were married on Saturday, capping their celebrated two-year-long older woman, younger man relationship, two celebrity magazines reported on Sunday.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher got married. Are we supposed to care? The only thing I care about is the fact that Ashton married an older woman, who is way past her prime. The only time a younger man should marry an older woman is when he’s broke. Ashton is not broke, so I’ve concluded that he’s an idiot. Ashton, enjoy Demi in 20 years. Actually, I don’t see how you can enjoy her now based on these pics.

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Demi & Ashton’s Punk’d wedding