I’m not a doctor and I’m not qualified to make a diagnosis on Jessica Simpson’s lips. Yet, I’m assuming one of two things: Either she pumped up her lips with collagen or she just finished giving some guy the craziest oral sex ever. I think the truth is that she wants to steal Brad Pitt from Angelina Jolie. It has been reported that she has a crush on him and I predict that in six months Brad and Jessica will be dating.
December 1st, 2005