You never know which Mariah Carey is going to show up to an event. Fat Mariah or hot Mariah. Two weeks ago, she looked like Aretha Franklin at the Grammys and now at the MTV TRL Awards, she looks like someone I’d sleep with…when I’m not drunk. Because when I’m hammered my standards go way up and I get very picky.

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