Being Halloween and all, this weekend is going to be pretty good when it comes to normally wholesome girls dressing up as whatever kind of slut that tickles their fancy, so I thought I’d get the ball rolling with some shots of Jessica Lowndes dressed as a slutty lady santa. You’re welcome. I wouldn’t mind this hottie stuffing my stocking… Wait, I mean I’d like to stuff her stocking. I’m confused. You know what the hell I’m getting at. Enjoy.

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