Audrina Patridge doesn’t get much Tuna love because, well, she’s the least popular girl from The Hills. But seeing her cleavage in this dress makes me wonder about the authenticity of her breasts.
Now, before I begin speculating, I’ve never watched the show, and I don’t know if they ever did an episode on Audrina‘s tits (if not, they should now), but I’ve seen and felt enough of them to know what’s real and what’s not. And in my unprofessional opinion, I’m calling them fugazis. Sure, the way they fall may give the impression that they’re real, but that could also be because the girl is a toothpick and has no fat to support a set of funbags. Either way, I wanted to bring this to your attention because I felt it would be “huge” topic at your next meeting around the water cooler.