I’m going to go ahead and assume that these pictures of Candice Swanepoel are for some sort of new line of lingerie that my girlfriend will never wear and not just to make me want to make love to my computer. A supermodel in pigtails and sexy underwear is like Kryptonite to me, I’m powerless, I’ll give you whatever you want. Do you want my bank account number? Because I’ll give it to you, whatever you want just please don’t put on any clothing. Call me anytime. Call me collect if you want, I’ll accept the charges.
November 8th, 2010