Katy Perry must really hate erections because she seems to do whatever it takes to completely ruin mine. Here she is performing at the MTV Europe Music Awards over the weekend in one of the worst outfits I’ve seen yet. She looks like a dude dressed up as a figure skater for Halloween. I’ve never been so flaccid in my life. Where are those big hipster boobs I love so much? That’s what should be bouncing around the stage not this crap. What a let down.