Here’s Irina Shayk looking absolutely amazing at some party the other night. I don’t know if any of you have noticed, but she’s one hell of a hottie, she should be dipped in silver and installed on the hood of some billionaire dude’s Bentley. Actually, that’s what I want to happen to my body when I die. Anyhow, she may not be the most talented when it comes to the chesticular arts, but she knows how to work with what she’s got and I love her for it. Call me.