I know I said I would when I heard Shannon Elizabeth was going to be on the show, but I haven’t been watching Dancing With The Stars. Truth is, I don’t know what time or day it’s on, and since she has yet to appear topless on it, it’s not worth finding out. Anyway, who really cares about has-been celebrities trying to rejuvenate their careers by doing a waltz, besides middle-aged women with nothing better to do with their lives? When they make a show called F$%cking With the Stars and I’m the Star and Shannon is, well, Shannon, then we’ll talk.

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