Janice Dickenson has been spending a lot of time in a bikini recently and the only reason I know this is because the paparazzi keep shooting pictures of her. Why? I couldn’t really tell you. Maybe some of them have a sick fetish for women who look 75 years old bending over. Anyway, hopefully this influx of Janice Dickinson beach pictures will come to an end soon because each and every one of them is causing permanent and irreversible damage to my libido, and I’m afraid one day I won’t even be able to get it up anymore.