Ever since Megan Fox went and got herself married to that douchebag she seems to be hiding her hot little body from me. Don’t get me wrong, if Megan was my wife I probably wouldn’t let her leave the house either, but she’s not my friggin’ wife so stop hogging all the hotness for yourself A-hole! Let it go. Anyhow, here she is shoeing off her goodness the other day in an outfit I can only describe as decent. I’m sorry, but if you’re going to make a comeback, at least show some more boob. Just a thought.